Friday, March 19, 2010

Chickens Are Such Crazy Birds..........Seriously..........

Vat do you sink you are doink?  Are you stealink my eggs!!  Bring zat egg back here zis instant!

Are you my baby?  Funny, you don't look a thing like me, but I'll love you anyway, cuz I've been sittin' on you for 21 days!

I will dance the hula and scare you away from my hens! 
Do you notice my lovely wattles waving in my breeze?  I'm so beautiful and I flap my wings to show you how important I am!
Did you not get the memo?  I TOLD you to
 That's it........I will flap some more!

Had enough?  Are you intimidated yet?  What is it going to take Sister?  Huh?  Alright......I'm pullin' out the big guns..........that's right..........THE REVERSE FLAP!

Talk to the tail, cuz I've got ladies to tend to!

Till next time.........GOD BLESS......


  1. LOL!! They are a lot of fun to watch. My chickens amaze me with their behaviors too.

  2. Oh chickens....I'm not scared of many things but Roosters freak me out. Give me a bull anyday!

  3. ROFL!!! Oh thank you for the giggle! I so love my chickens but I live inside the city limits so no rooster for us yet :) I so enjoyed finding your blog ;)

    Take care!

  4. Hi Mrs. A! Thanks so much for stopping by and commenting!! :)

  5. I love just watching chickens out in the yard, mine like to play football with bugs, it's almost better than the real thing!


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