Some of my dear readers expressed interest that I can and do use a chainsaw on a regular basis. Lest any of you should think I'm of a special extraction, I'm going to list some of my foibles here.
Okay, okay, so I know nobody really cares, but I'm gonna tell you anyway!
Some interesting *giggle, gasp, snort, wheeze* facts about the Goodwife.......
- I can run a chainsaw all day long, but the subtle nuances of the weed eater continue to elude me. Seriously, I've tried to conquer this evil machine and it never, ever goes well.
- I can whip up culinary delights from scratch and with nary a recipe to guide me, but successfully preparing boxed macaroni and cheese remains out of my grasp.
- I can pluck a chicken, gut a chicken, make said chicken's severed feet dance to "Hello My Baby" but the actual killing of said bird is not in my rep-wa-twa.
- See number 3 in regards to bunny wabbits....
- I'm afraid of latex balloons; the Mylar ones don't bother me at all.
- I can climb the roof to clean gutters or check the chimney, but getting close to the clear glass barrier at the upper level of the mall is my undoing. Mind you I think I've been to the mall twice in the last 10 years, but that is neither here nor there, you get the point.
- Beautiful teenage girls intimidate the hell out of me.......
- Lets just make that beautiful women in general.
- I like earthworms a great deal, but other worms really, really gross me out, particularly big fat ones like tomato worms.
- I can't stand it when people vomit on movies. I cover my eyes or avert my face until that part is over!
- Finally, and perhaps most disturbinglt..........I find Tommy Chong oddly sexy.........
Ok, so now you know some fascinating facts about the Goodwife (yes, I am taking some creative license in my use of the adjective fascinating); Please tell me some schtuff 'bout you!
God Bless........