My Horse.........

My horse
by the Goodwife

Short and stubby,

Little and chubby,

Legs like jack hammers,

With a super straight shoulder.

When he's good, he's sort of ok,

When he's bad he's like....

Riding a sewing machine at high speed!

Swallowin' his head,

Is his favorite thing.

Better be ready,

Or you'll take a swing,

Off over his short little neck!

But with all his faults,

He's all heart

And he gives his all for me!

My Ode to Stick Tights.........

Ode to a Stick Tight

By: the Goodwife

Stick-Tights,

Beggar-Lice,

Little Hangers On.

Oh how I hate it,

That you like to tag along!

T-shirts,

Horse-manes,

Round Sweet Annie's Head,

You're always there,

Always prickly,

Sometimes in my bed!

As the song,

about rain says,

I wish you'd go away,

But unlike the rain,

I'd sure be happy,

If you never came another day!